MSN humor en grappige namen - Engelse

• All you need is love, all you get is homework


• Being beautiful is hard, but someone*s gotta do it


• Coca cola went to town pepsi cola shoot him down, dokter pepper pept him up, they drink all 7-up.


• Death is the greatest thing of all that*s why we save it 4 last


• Don't feel sad, don*t feel blue. Frankenstine was ugly too


• Don't go to church on sunday, that doesnt work, because God loves just me


• Don''t stoned I*m think


• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity


• Get stoned, drink wet cement


• Have you ever been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?


• Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?


• Hi. I'm probably home. I*m just avoiding someone I don*t like, leave me a m*ssage and if I don*t answer, it*s you


• I know what you did last night


• I lajk skool, spesjelie wen its kloost


• I'm not your type: I'm not inflatable.


• If you fuck up my life more then I do then you can say you fucked me.


• Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


• It’s like going to confession every time I hear you speak


• I’m sure my grandma’s underwear will make me look sexy!


• My fantasy...2 men...1 cooking, 1 cleaning.


• Piss off! I*ve enough friends.


• QT (cuty)


• Roses are red, violets are blue, and your face belongs in the ZOO


• Roses are red, violins are blue most poems rime but this one doesn*t


• So, anyway, I was talking to my hand when I noticed this five little things on it! and believe it or not: they call it Fingers!


• Take me drunk, I am home...


• The only thing to fear, is running out of bear


• To catch me, you gotta be fast... To find me, you gotta be smart... But to be me...!! DAMN! You must be kidding!


• Too drunk to drink


• Two words guys hate... Don*t & Stop…Unless you put them together!


• Well, this day was a total waste of make-up...


• What is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this


• When I was praying to myself suddenly realised that I was GOD


• Why drink and drive when you can blow and fly